04.05.06 - Blood, Breasts, Fart and Penis Jokes Forever!
Lou Vockell Creative Productions first full throttle horror film, "Stalking Hand: A Scary Movie!", is finally finished.
"Blood, Breasts, Fart and Penis Jokes Forever!"
This one’s in the great if brief tradition of killer-appendage films, and at Vockell’s One Man Film Industry.com site, the following synopsis is revealed: "These preppy college types decide it would be funny to invite a couple of nerds to their Halloween party, then lock them up in the basement. What they don’t count on is one of the nerds, the Goth chick of course, having the ability to conjure up a zombielike severed hand to do her bidding. In this case, by wreaking hideous and horrible vengeance on the preppy scum who imprisoned her in the basement."
"There's a blonde, who is pretty much like what you'd expect a blonde to be. There's a jock, who spends most of his time between games of fill-in-the-blank ball admiring his physique in any available reflective surface. There's a goth chick. A close personal friend of the Devil himself ("I've got Satan on the speed dial", she boasts) who likes to be called 'Morganna, mistress of all that is dark, evil and mostly depressing'. Oh yea, there's an extremely bitter and homicidal (aren't they all) Severed Hand."
The Stalking Hand is about the consequences of a Halloween party gone terribly wrong. Why? Because, in Lou's own words, "The one's that go terribly right just don't make for very interesting horror movies."
That's the kind of twisted logic we always expect from Lou. But just tell us what the movie's all about?
"These preppy college types decide it would be funny to invite a couple nerds to their Halloween party, then lock them up in the basement. What they don't count on is one of the nerds, the goth chick of course, having the ability to conjure up a zombie like severed hand to do her bidding. In this case by reaping hideous and horrible vengeance on the preppy scum who imprisoned her in the basement."
This isn't going to be one of those reanimated, severed hand movies with a geriatric looking, cheap mechanical hand? Lou assures us it will not!
"Our hand will be much more like The Thing from The Addams Family. Except our hand will be smart-alecky, violent and a real serious party animal."
Since this is another "Lou Vockell movie", that being one that is defined by it's most irreverent and exploitive characteristics, we asked why the reanimated severed limb was not one of the more tasteless variety. You know, like a p....
"I know what you're trying to ask...", responded Lou adding, "It's just very difficult to find a guy who is willing to sacrifice his...you-know-what...in the name of cinematic art. Are you volunteering?"
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